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What if I end things Now?

Years ago, as I lay on the hospital bed, tired and worn out,I thought of ending things. "Why suffer every day when I can just suffer once and put an end to it forever?"  Then I watched my mother sitting beside me, silently praying when she thinks I'm sleeping. She checks my medicine and stands long ques to buy me pills doctors prescribe.  And I'd think - "Maybe after she passes, I'll end it! She wouldn't bare if she loses me to my own mind after she fought with me to survive the cancer". The cancer's long gone, and I sit alone at night, unable to sleep. And I'd think, "I should just do it now". I'd think "maybe after I travel the world" If my life was a movie, I'd walk out after the first 30 minutes. But the movie lasts a whole 2 hours. So what if the first 30 minutes were boring, depressing? You have the rest of your movie! If the protagonist kills herself, that would be a terrible ending. So the protagonist waits...

When an Athiest met God

An athiest walkes into a bar.
Sitting two seats across, she meets God.
"Peculiar to see you in here"- she smiled.
"I never see you at the church, or the temple.So I decided to meet you at your holy place" - said God
"You looking for someone to have a deep conversation with?" 
"Yes. I'm tired of listening to the prayers." - God said,looking down.

"You can't help people,can you?"- the atheist asked 
"What do you want me to tell you,child?"
"What are you up there for?"- the atheist ordered two drinks - "I've prayed to you too,once. Didn't make a difference"
"I don't get to make a difference"- said God - " I am your creator! I made you and the only thing I can do is sit back and watch, hoping you'd find the things that makes you happy."
"Like my parents" -she smiled
"One way or another " - said God - "why don't you believe in me?"
"I do! I don't think I am scared of you. I don't think God watches over me, waiting for me to sin; just to banish me into eternal hell" 
" I don't " 
"Tired of people thinking of you as an excuse? An excuse for the bad things that happens around them? An excuse to sin because apparently, they think you said so" 
" Well they also credit me with their good days and luck. It's all 'God helped me recover the dark times, or God helped me win the lottery' too" - God laughed.

"There's two whiskey, for the god and the athiest." -said the bartender.
"Can you turn that into wine too or is it a Jesus-thing?" 
"I can, but tonight, whiskey sounds fine"
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