The Dog advice
My dog barks all night! "Why won't you sleep at night?" - I ask, irritateted "Why don't you?" - he talks back Horrified, I sit back! He notices that I don't sleep at night too? Is he judging me? "Why would I judge you?" - he says, reading my mind - I'm your dog! You could eat dirt and I'd still think you're the coolest person" That's a relief, although I might eat dirt infront of him to check if he's lying. I kind of have a problem with honest compliments... I worry if that's just plain lie. "So do you keep thinking about what life would be like after 10 years?" - he asked "Not tonight, I'm not" - I said "You think how everyone around you have it all figured out, and you just feel claustrophobic to even think about committing to something!" - he asked. "You shouldn't attack me like that at 2 am" - I said,my eyes tearing up. "You think you're a shell of a pers...
